Monthly Archives: March 2011

Why I Don’t Live in Wyoming


You can’t get a cell phone signal, you probably can’t get roadside assistance, and you sure as shit can’t get a decent radio station, but by God, you can get porn, liquor, and fireworks. Continue reading

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Bon Jovi vs. The Landlord


He….said he would rock my face. Continue reading

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How I Got Rejected By E-Harmony


Dear Undatable Reject Loser: We regret to inform you that out of our worldwide subscriber dating pool of hundreds of thousands of people, we only found two that might be even remotely interested in talking to you, and even those two were borderline. Continue reading

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My Deep-Seated (Ha!) Loathing of Magic Toilets


So I go into this lovely, well-appointed public restroom, and walk into the handicapped stall. Hey, I like having a little extra room. Don’t you judge me! Larry Craig ain’t the only one of us with a “wide stance.” Continue reading

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