Monthly Archives: April 2011

Why I Think Bisexuality is a Crock


Let’s go somewhere else, where there are strippers, caustic purple drinks, and the danger of catching VD from the toilet seats! Continue reading

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This List of Things I Think are Stupid Goes up to Eleven


I realize that it stretches the limits of credulity that my cat is being threatened with a lawsuit, but the story is actually quite entertaining. Continue reading

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We Have Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself. And Toilet Squirrels.


The moral of the story may be to not let your already-kind-of-weird 6-year old watch Star Trek. Continue reading

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Imperial Wisdom at Work


I used to believe that every married couple has conversations like this, but after collecting a number of them, I’m beginning to suspect that neither of us is terribly normal. Continue reading

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Dexter’s Justice League and Other Fine Ideas


Yesterday, I was thinking about ideas for television shows. The current situation on television is so dire (see what I did there? Jersey Shore reference, anyone?) that my ideas couldn’t possibly be any worse than what’s already on, so here … Continue reading

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Everything’s Better When You AdCock


Things I never thought I’d say: “It can’t be any worse than smelling like swamp dick and artificial coconut.” Continue reading

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Cutting Funding for Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Make You Pro-Life, it Makes You an Idiot


612K unprevented pregnancies X 118K per instance is $72,216,000,000. Holy shit, that looks a whole lot like $72 billion dollars. Continue reading

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Reasons I Am Going to Hell, #8,532


I have been awake for about 30 hours, my ass is peeling, I’m wearing a muumuu for the fourth day in a row, and I am in generally poor humor. Continue reading

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Popular Myths Debunked: Hot Does Not Trump Stupid


She’s so stupid that she doesn’t know that if a guy is into you, he will sell his boys down the river for a shot at being with you, and his boys will understand. Continue reading

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How I Almost Got My Ass Kicked by a Drunk Pregnant Woman


You never START OUT the night intending to get socked by a loaded pregnant lady, but occasionally it happens. Continue reading

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