Category Archives: Just for Fun

A Little Shakespearean Nerdery


Hello all. Long time, no blog. In case you’re interested, and I can’t imagine that most of you are, here’s my final project for my summer Shakespeare class. The paper is lengthy, but it comes with killer tunes. I suggest … Continue reading

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The Subtle Art of the Side-Eye


The side-eye is the expression that people who have manners employ in lieu of howling “Bitch Please!” every time they hear something so stupid that they can’t believe their ears. Continue reading

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Stray Observations from a Musical Weekend Out


To the blonde in the 1980’s denim miniskirt who was “dropping it like it was hot” – I saw London, I saw France, and if you had been wearing underpants, I’d have seen those too. Continue reading

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The ‘Gret Stet of AhDaho’ – More Redneck Traveling Adventures


Who here thinks that it would be a good idea to get a prostate screening at a hardware store? Raise your hands. Anyone? I didn’t think so. Continue reading

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How I Became A Savior of the Hopeless


The only image associated with the phrase “drunk and pregnant in the street” that isn’t vaguely pornographic appears to be Brendan Fraser reprimanding Skeletor. Enjoy. Continue reading

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Your Momma Don’t Dance, but Mine Does


You know the part where they say ‘Edith was troubled by her horrible ass?’ I like that part. I, too, am troubled by my horrible ass. Continue reading

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Why I Think Bisexuality is a Crock


Let’s go somewhere else, where there are strippers, caustic purple drinks, and the danger of catching VD from the toilet seats! Continue reading

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We Have Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself. And Toilet Squirrels.


The moral of the story may be to not let your already-kind-of-weird 6-year old watch Star Trek. Continue reading

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Dexter’s Justice League and Other Fine Ideas


Yesterday, I was thinking about ideas for television shows. The current situation on television is so dire (see what I did there? Jersey Shore reference, anyone?) that my ideas couldn’t possibly be any worse than what’s already on, so here … Continue reading

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Scoring the Babes, Biblical Style


Marrying a whore is an appealing idea, other than the whole “having a wife named GOMER” thing, of course. Continue reading

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