Category Archives: Miz Parker Muses

General ranting.

A Little Shakespearean Nerdery


Hello all. Long time, no blog. In case you’re interested, and I can’t imagine that most of you are, here’s my final project for my summer Shakespeare class. The paper is lengthy, but it comes with killer tunes. I suggest … Continue reading

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The Subtle Art of the Side-Eye


The side-eye is the expression that people who have manners employ in lieu of howling “Bitch Please!” every time they hear something so stupid that they can’t believe their ears. Continue reading

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Stray Observations from a Musical Weekend Out


To the blonde in the 1980’s denim miniskirt who was “dropping it like it was hot” – I saw London, I saw France, and if you had been wearing underpants, I’d have seen those too. Continue reading

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The ‘Gret Stet of AhDaho’ – More Redneck Traveling Adventures


Who here thinks that it would be a good idea to get a prostate screening at a hardware store? Raise your hands. Anyone? I didn’t think so. Continue reading

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The Most Awkward Conversation in the History of the Universe


Apparently, a bowl of strawberries with cream and sugar and an extremely large vodka tonic is perfectly reasonable lunch. Continue reading

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Dammit, Jim! I’m a Junkie, not a Doctor!


Wilson and/or Cuddy tells House that he is an idiot. House sheepishly makes it clear to the audience that he did not learn his lesson. Oh, that wacky House! Tune in next week! Continue reading

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Why I Think Bisexuality is a Crock


Let’s go somewhere else, where there are strippers, caustic purple drinks, and the danger of catching VD from the toilet seats! Continue reading

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This List of Things I Think are Stupid Goes up to Eleven


I realize that it stretches the limits of credulity that my cat is being threatened with a lawsuit, but the story is actually quite entertaining. Continue reading

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Dexter’s Justice League and Other Fine Ideas


Yesterday, I was thinking about ideas for television shows. The current situation on television is so dire (see what I did there? Jersey Shore reference, anyone?) that my ideas couldn’t possibly be any worse than what’s already on, so here … Continue reading

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Everything’s Better When You AdCock


Things I never thought I’d say: “It can’t be any worse than smelling like swamp dick and artificial coconut.” Continue reading

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