Tag Archives: Being a Loser

How I Became A Savior of the Hopeless


The only image associated with the phrase “drunk and pregnant in the street” that isn’t vaguely pornographic appears to be Brendan Fraser reprimanding Skeletor. Enjoy. Continue reading

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How I Got Rejected By E-Harmony


Dear Undatable Reject Loser: We regret to inform you that out of our worldwide subscriber dating pool of hundreds of thousands of people, we only found two that might be even remotely interested in talking to you, and even those two were borderline. Continue reading

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