Tag Archives: Crazy People

The ‘Gret Stet of AhDaho’ – More Redneck Traveling Adventures


Who here thinks that it would be a good idea to get a prostate screening at a hardware store? Raise your hands. Anyone? I didn’t think so. Continue reading

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How I Became A Savior of the Hopeless


The only image associated with the phrase “drunk and pregnant in the street” that isn’t vaguely pornographic appears to be Brendan Fraser reprimanding Skeletor. Enjoy. Continue reading

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This List of Things I Think are Stupid Goes up to Eleven


I realize that it stretches the limits of credulity that my cat is being threatened with a lawsuit, but the story is actually quite entertaining. Continue reading

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We Have Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself. And Toilet Squirrels.


The moral of the story may be to not let your already-kind-of-weird 6-year old watch Star Trek. Continue reading

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Everything’s Better When You AdCock


Things I never thought I’d say: “It can’t be any worse than smelling like swamp dick and artificial coconut.” Continue reading

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Cutting Funding for Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Make You Pro-Life, it Makes You an Idiot


612K unprevented pregnancies X 118K per instance is $72,216,000,000. Holy shit, that looks a whole lot like $72 billion dollars. Continue reading

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Reasons I Am Going to Hell, #8,532


I have been awake for about 30 hours, my ass is peeling, I’m wearing a muumuu for the fourth day in a row, and I am in generally poor humor. Continue reading

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How I Almost Got My Ass Kicked by a Drunk Pregnant Woman


You never START OUT the night intending to get socked by a loaded pregnant lady, but occasionally it happens. Continue reading

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How Christopher Walken was Inadvertently Responsible for Warping Me


Much to my deepening horror, she partially unbuttons her blouse, to reveal, on the top of her left breast, a tattoo. Of an eye. A giant, creepy, leering eyeball. Continue reading

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Scoring the Babes, Biblical Style


Marrying a whore is an appealing idea, other than the whole “having a wife named GOMER” thing, of course. Continue reading

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