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How to be a God of 80’s Metal
I could pontificate all day on writing 80’s hair metal, but I need to go brush my luxurious mullet. Continue reading →
Posted in Comedy, Humor, Just for Fun, Pop Culture
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Tagged 80's, 80's Metal, Band Names, Luxurious Mullet, Metal, Music, Rock Pose, Song Lyrics
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