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My Deep-Seated (Ha!) Loathing of Magic Toilets
So I go into this lovely, well-appointed public restroom, and walk into the handicapped stall. Hey, I like having a little extra room. Don’t you judge me! Larry Craig ain’t the only one of us with a “wide stance.” Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Humor, Life, Miz Parker Muses
Tagged Automatic Bathroom Fixtures, Comedy, Humor, Larry Craig, Life, Magic Toilets, Ninjas, Rumpelstiltskin
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