Tag Archives: Stupid People

This List of Things I Think are Stupid Goes up to Eleven


I realize that it stretches the limits of credulity that my cat is being threatened with a lawsuit, but the story is actually quite entertaining. Continue reading

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Everything’s Better When You AdCock


Things I never thought I’d say: “It can’t be any worse than smelling like swamp dick and artificial coconut.” Continue reading

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Popular Myths Debunked: Hot Does Not Trump Stupid


She’s so stupid that she doesn’t know that if a guy is into you, he will sell his boys down the river for a shot at being with you, and his boys will understand. Continue reading

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How I Almost Got My Ass Kicked by a Drunk Pregnant Woman


You never START OUT the night intending to get socked by a loaded pregnant lady, but occasionally it happens. Continue reading

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How I Nearly Wet Myself in a Chinese Drive-Thru


Blood shoots from my eye sockets and I bathe her in my wrath. I have never hated another human being as much as I hate this one. Continue reading

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I Wanted Ham, and Received an Ordeal. And the Ham.


I might have mistaken him for the bag of hammers his intelligence was reminiscent of, if it hadn’t been for the apron and the cleaver. Yeah, they let this guy carry sharp things. Continue reading

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Why I Don’t Live in Wyoming


You can’t get a cell phone signal, you probably can’t get roadside assistance, and you sure as shit can’t get a decent radio station, but by God, you can get porn, liquor, and fireworks. Continue reading

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