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Monthly Archives: May 2011
The ‘Gret Stet of AhDaho’ – More Redneck Traveling Adventures
Who here thinks that it would be a good idea to get a prostate screening at a hardware store? Raise your hands. Anyone? I didn’t think so. Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Crazy People, Humor, Just for Fun, Life, Miz Parker Muses
Tagged Accordion Awareness, Boise, Comedy, Council, Crazy People, Free Prostate Screening, Fruitvale, Genessee, Grangeville, Humor, Idaho, Jeff Foxworthy, Just for Fun, Life, Miz Parker Muses, Redneck Jokes, Rednecks, Riggins, Road Trip, St. Maries, Traveling, Weiser
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The Most Awkward Conversation in the History of the Universe
Apparently, a bowl of strawberries with cream and sugar and an extremely large vodka tonic is perfectly reasonable lunch. Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Humor, Life, Miz Parker Muses
Tagged Awkward Conversations, Balls, Bean Dip, Clam Dip, Comedy, Dogs, Fry Sauce, Grandparents, Humor, Just for Fun, Lemon Party, Life, Loofahs, Recipes, Toilet Scrubbers
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How I Became A Savior of the Hopeless
The only image associated with the phrase “drunk and pregnant in the street” that isn’t vaguely pornographic appears to be Brendan Fraser reprimanding Skeletor. Enjoy. Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Crazy People, Humor, Just for Fun
Tagged 80's crafts, Being a Loser, Brendan Fraser, Comedy, Crazy People, Don King, Going to Hell, Humor, Just for Fun, Justice League with Serial Killers, Motley Crue, Nut Hoarding, Ozzy Osbourne, Scott Walker, Skeletor, Squirrels with Afros, Steve Irwin, Sweaters for Couples, Walkman Cozies, Wyoming
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Dammit, Jim! I’m a Junkie, not a Doctor!
Wilson and/or Cuddy tells House that he is an idiot. House sheepishly makes it clear to the audience that he did not learn his lesson. Oh, that wacky House! Tune in next week! Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Current Events, Humor, Miz Parker Muses, Pop Culture
Tagged Comedy, Current Events, Funny, House, Hugh Laurie, Humor, John C. McGinley, Jumping the Shark, Miz Parker Muses, Pop Culture, Primetime, Scrubs, Strip Clubs, Television, TV
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Your Momma Don’t Dance, but Mine Does
You know the part where they say ‘Edith was troubled by her horrible ass?’ I like that part. I, too, am troubled by my horrible ass. Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Humor, Just for Fun, Life
Tagged Andy Kaufman, Comedy, Halloween, Humor, Just for Fun, Life, Mom, Mother's Day, Motherhood, Mothers, R.E.M., The Village People
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