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A Little Shakespearean Nerdery
Hello all. Long time, no blog. In case you’re interested, and I can’t imagine that most of you are, here’s my final project for my summer Shakespeare class. The paper is lengthy, but it comes with killer tunes. I suggest … Continue reading
Posted in Just for Fun, Miz Parker Muses, Pop Culture
Tagged Avant-garde, Music, Othello, School Project, Shakespeare, Soundtrack
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The Subtle Art of the Side-Eye
The side-eye is the expression that people who have manners employ in lieu of howling “Bitch Please!” every time they hear something so stupid that they can’t believe their ears. Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Crazy People, Humor, Just for Fun, Life, Miz Parker Muses, Pop Culture, Stupid People
Tagged Audrey Hepburn, Aunt Esther, Bernie Mac, Betty White, celebrity side eye, Claire Huxtable, Comedy, Diana Ross, Doris Roberts, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Everybody Loves Raymond, Fun, giving the side eye, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Ice Cube, Igor, Life, Michelle Obama, Niles Crane, Oprah, Pop Culture, Prince, Rodney Dangerfield, Sherri Shepherd, side-eye, Sonia Sotomayor, The Golden Girls, The Side-Eye
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Dammit, Jim! I’m a Junkie, not a Doctor!
Wilson and/or Cuddy tells House that he is an idiot. House sheepishly makes it clear to the audience that he did not learn his lesson. Oh, that wacky House! Tune in next week! Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Current Events, Humor, Miz Parker Muses, Pop Culture
Tagged Comedy, Current Events, Funny, House, Hugh Laurie, Humor, John C. McGinley, Jumping the Shark, Miz Parker Muses, Pop Culture, Primetime, Scrubs, Strip Clubs, Television, TV
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This List of Things I Think are Stupid Goes up to Eleven
I realize that it stretches the limits of credulity that my cat is being threatened with a lawsuit, but the story is actually quite entertaining. Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Crazy People, Humor, Life, Miz Parker Muses, Pop Culture, Stupid People
Tagged Black Eyed Peas, Cats, Comedy, Crazy People, Hugh Grant, Humor, Life, Morning Radio Shows, My Humps, Paris Hilton, Sheep, Stupid People, Things I Think Are Stupid
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Dexter’s Justice League and Other Fine Ideas
Yesterday, I was thinking about ideas for television shows. The current situation on television is so dire (see what I did there? Jersey Shore reference, anyone?) that my ideas couldn’t possibly be any worse than what’s already on, so here … Continue reading
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Tagged Cheers, Comedy, Dexter, Fun, Humor, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jersey Shore, Law and Order, Norm Peterson, Offensive, Pop Culture, Social Niceties, Social Norms, Television, Trading Spouses, TV, Wife Swap
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Bon Jovi vs. The Landlord
He….said he would rock my face. Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Humor, Just for Fun, Pop Culture
Tagged 911 Calls, Bon Jovi, Comedy, Humor, Jon Bon Jovi, Landlord, Wanted Dead or Alive
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How I Got Rejected By E-Harmony
Dear Undatable Reject Loser: We regret to inform you that out of our worldwide subscriber dating pool of hundreds of thousands of people, we only found two that might be even remotely interested in talking to you, and even those two were borderline. Continue reading