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Popular Myths Debunked: Hot Does Not Trump Stupid
She’s so stupid that she doesn’t know that if a guy is into you, he will sell his boys down the river for a shot at being with you, and his boys will understand. Continue reading
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Scoring the Babes, Biblical Style
Marrying a whore is an appealing idea, other than the whole “having a wife named GOMER” thing, of course. Continue reading
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