Category Archives: Dating

Why I Think Bisexuality is a Crock


Let’s go somewhere else, where there are strippers, caustic purple drinks, and the danger of catching VD from the toilet seats! Continue reading

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Popular Myths Debunked: Hot Does Not Trump Stupid


She’s so stupid that she doesn’t know that if a guy is into you, he will sell his boys down the river for a shot at being with you, and his boys will understand. Continue reading

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Scoring the Babes, Biblical Style


Marrying a whore is an appealing idea, other than the whole “having a wife named GOMER” thing, of course. Continue reading

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