Tag Archives: Life

The Subtle Art of the Side-Eye

Posted on November 3, 2011 by Miz Parker

The side-eye is the expression that people who have manners employ in lieu of howling “Bitch Please!” every time they hear something so stupid that they can’t believe their ears. Continue reading →

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Stray Observations from a Musical Weekend Out

Posted on July 24, 2011 by Miz Parker

To the blonde in the 1980’s denim miniskirt who was “dropping it like it was hot” – I saw London, I saw France, and if you had been wearing underpants, I’d have seen those too. Continue reading →

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The ‘Gret Stet of AhDaho’ – More Redneck Traveling Adventures

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Miz Parker

Who here thinks that it would be a good idea to get a prostate screening at a hardware store? Raise your hands. Anyone? I didn’t think so. Continue reading →

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The Most Awkward Conversation in the History of the Universe

Posted on May 25, 2011 by Miz Parker

Apparently, a bowl of strawberries with cream and sugar and an extremely large vodka tonic is perfectly reasonable lunch. Continue reading →

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Your Momma Don’t Dance, but Mine Does

Posted on May 8, 2011 by Miz Parker

You know the part where they say ‘Edith was troubled by her horrible ass?’ I like that part. I, too, am troubled by my horrible ass. Continue reading →

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This List of Things I Think are Stupid Goes up to Eleven

Posted on April 23, 2011 by Miz Parker

I realize that it stretches the limits of credulity that my cat is being threatened with a lawsuit, but the story is actually quite entertaining. Continue reading →

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We Have Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself. And Toilet Squirrels.

Posted on April 20, 2011 by Miz Parker

The moral of the story may be to not let your already-kind-of-weird 6-year old watch Star Trek. Continue reading →

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Imperial Wisdom at Work

Posted on April 18, 2011 by Miz Parker

I used to believe that every married couple has conversations like this, but after collecting a number of them, I’m beginning to suspect that neither of us is terribly normal. Continue reading →

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Everything’s Better When You AdCock

Posted on April 13, 2011 by Miz Parker

Things I never thought I’d say: “It can’t be any worse than smelling like swamp dick and artificial coconut.” Continue reading →

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Reasons I Am Going to Hell, #8,532

Posted on April 9, 2011 by Miz Parker

I have been awake for about 30 hours, my ass is peeling, I’m wearing a muumuu for the fourth day in a row, and I am in generally poor humor. Continue reading →

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