Tag Archives: Life

The Subtle Art of the Side-Eye


The side-eye is the expression that people who have manners employ in lieu of howling “Bitch Please!” every time they hear something so stupid that they can’t believe their ears. Continue reading

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Stray Observations from a Musical Weekend Out


To the blonde in the 1980’s denim miniskirt who was “dropping it like it was hot” – I saw London, I saw France, and if you had been wearing underpants, I’d have seen those too. Continue reading

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The ‘Gret Stet of AhDaho’ – More Redneck Traveling Adventures


Who here thinks that it would be a good idea to get a prostate screening at a hardware store? Raise your hands. Anyone? I didn’t think so. Continue reading

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The Most Awkward Conversation in the History of the Universe


Apparently, a bowl of strawberries with cream and sugar and an extremely large vodka tonic is perfectly reasonable lunch. Continue reading

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Your Momma Don’t Dance, but Mine Does


You know the part where they say ‘Edith was troubled by her horrible ass?’ I like that part. I, too, am troubled by my horrible ass. Continue reading

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Why I Think Bisexuality is a Crock


Let’s go somewhere else, where there are strippers, caustic purple drinks, and the danger of catching VD from the toilet seats! Continue reading

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This List of Things I Think are Stupid Goes up to Eleven


I realize that it stretches the limits of credulity that my cat is being threatened with a lawsuit, but the story is actually quite entertaining. Continue reading

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We Have Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself. And Toilet Squirrels.


The moral of the story may be to not let your already-kind-of-weird 6-year old watch Star Trek. Continue reading

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Imperial Wisdom at Work


I used to believe that every married couple has conversations like this, but after collecting a number of them, I’m beginning to suspect that neither of us is terribly normal. Continue reading

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Everything’s Better When You AdCock


Things I never thought I’d say: “It can’t be any worse than smelling like swamp dick and artificial coconut.” Continue reading

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