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How Christopher Walken was Inadvertently Responsible for Warping Me
Much to my deepening horror, she partially unbuttons her blouse, to reveal, on the top of her left breast, a tattoo. Of an eye. A giant, creepy, leering eyeball. Continue reading
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Tagged Christopher Walken, Co-Workers, Crazy People, Go-Gurt, Ill-conceived Tattoos, Tattoos
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